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sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

(Source: sonia-nvm)

twloserblog:

you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses

(Source: rons-weasley)

lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

me:
i want the thing
someone:
i'll buy you the thing
me:
nonono i can't let you do that

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time

(Source: punkwarren)

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake)

(Source: carlosbaila)

Me:
*Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
Me:
I will not sing.
Me:
I will not sing.
Me:
I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

fireandshellamari:

bobbypontillas:

A take on Roald Dahl’s “Matilda” I did earlier this year!

This is so cute.

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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Vivian pls

me:
I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me:
is that the sun

jaclcfrost:

i like knowing character ages and heights and birthdays because it makes them feel more real to me and i like that feeling because i’m a fucking nerd